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TEA STRONG
TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON “CEMENT” PODANUM. 


which is the painful way of death?
which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! DOnt worry. its simple very very simple. ”ur smile”. Good evening. 


Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM 


BUMPER OFFER…
BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ’29’ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…Limted period offer innike matume!!!! 


Good MoRnInG
Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga… Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day… 


U
The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha 


coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL
Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal… 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr.. 


Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
“Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack. 


Kadavul kitta
Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, epa varatum… 


Love Marriage
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage… 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage.. 


Idi…minnal
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli…gilli….gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day… 


Jatti Podu
“Muruganukku” Mottai podu, “Perumalukku” Naamam Podu, “Jesus”ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily “jatti”podu, Marakkama “thovachi podu” 


Vadivelu Joke
Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu…… 


Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma? 


Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu
Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo ‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa? 


Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu) 


Tamil sms
Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?! 


ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum! 


Life la onnume illa na bore addikum
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….
Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…..
Boy and Girl Late To School
One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.

teacher
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh

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Hemant Karkare laid down his lives fighting terrorists during the Mumbai attacks, on 27 November 2008.

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